theskankbank:

inspectorspacetime:

#this looks like a weird techno music video

#you win or you die by lmfao
zooophagous:

boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

zooophagous:

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

He just puts him over the counter all “Yeah that’s right Sparky you fuck his shit up”

(Source: zennmaister)

yogaandspoons:

sektumsempra:

musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

bitofanastyshockforhimwhenhefoundout

I LOVE HOW THIS MANY PEOPLE KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS REFERRING TO AND WHO SAID IT AND THE ACCENT AND WHAT YEAR IT WAS IN WE ARE ALL CRAZY

(Source: musical-ofethics)

poetic:

was that my hair or is there a spider crawling on me

(Source: xoxsammyoxo)

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

cvilbrandt:

clairefarronsbutt:

NOT A QUEEN, A KHALEESI

i died

asleepyraven:

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

asleepyraven:

humanitysinsanity:

mariexvx:

masou-shoujo:

HAHAAHAAHAHAAA

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And now decency and good behavior weary me.

(Source: sirendean)

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

(Source: sorry)

bettycrockerfanclub:

last year i bought pants to exercise in and i found them today with the tag still on and that is the whole story

spiza:

im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.

subtweet:

more tattoo artists need to just say “nah dude, i’m not doing that”

(Source: hatergrl)