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arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

(Source: the-swedish-short-snout, via saveabroomrideamalfoy)

• A fact to make you feel old: Monsters Inc. was released 11 years ago.

simpledisneythings:

Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies.

(via mysoulwillfightagain)

harry potter and the crazy ass rock

harry potter and the hogwarts basement

harry potter and the guy who went to jail

harry potter and the big ass fire cup

harry potter and the secret club no one can know about

harry potter and the vandalized textbook

harry potter and the triangle circle stick

(Source: believed, via saveabroomrideamalfoy)

there’s no logical reason for shorts to be the same price as pants

(Source: adamusprime, via we-are-not-failures)

• Society: You should be yourself.
• Me: Okay.
• Society: I am judging you though.

(Source: doesnteverybodywanttofallinlove, via smiiileback)

How to be ignored by everyone even by people on the Internet a novel by me

(via synnrider)

Someone just had his second flea bath and he’s not a happy kitty! :(

(Source: kawaiicherri, via we-are-not-failures)

zombie-turd:

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(Source: lrresistible, via we-are-not-failures)

• before my shower: omg i don't want to go in
• during my shower: omg i don't want to go out

• In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
• Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
• High School: Please don't write in cursive
• College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper

• me: the internets broken

(via mysoulwillfightagain)